You may have heard that here at Winky Lux, we have had something up our sleeves. Secretly working hard at crafting something so amazing, so incredible, and something so … EXTRA, that we can’t keep it in any longer.
Here to stay is our NEW So Extra Mascara—a velvety plush mascara that does more than just lengthen your lashes, it will elongate your personality, too. This isn’t some ordinary mascara. For only ($16), this cruelty-free mascara won’t break the bank or your heart. In fact, we’re here to warn you that wearing So Extra may lead to some side effects … you’ve been warned.
Expensive Eyewear Will Become a Thing of the Past
With So Extra’s extreme lengthening, you won’t need to hide your eyes behind expensive eyewear. After all, your glasses won’t sit properly and may fall off your face since those lashes of yours will be full and long. Say goodbye to concealing your peepers, and say hello to complementing your features with some quality affordable eyewear from Top Foxx and our So Extra mascara. Let Top Foxx protect your eyes from those harmful UV rays while experiencing zero flaking at the same time. #EXTRA
New Lashes—Who Dis?
We can confirm that So Extra will bring all the boys to the yard. After all, 100% of those who tried So Extra reported instant and buildable volume. Who said lashes can’t turn heads and make people do a double take? By the time you roll home on Thanksgiving break, your family may not recognize you when you grace them with your presence. Don’t take that as a negative—take that as a chance to start fresh and say, “new lashes, who dis?”
Boozy Brunch Becomes a Lonely Brunch
There may be one semi-negative side effect to So Extra. With its visible lift and extreme lengthening, your friends may feel a little too much envy and may uninvite you from brunch. So much for exploring Brooklyn’s food with friends … but hey, at least your lashes will be so long, they could count as your +1. But, don’t make your brunch feel too lonely—So Extra isn’t waterproof, so we don’t recommend crying into your bottomless mimosas.
We can warn you as much as we can about the side effects, but there’s only one way to really explore this scientifically. Our So Extra mascara launches today, and you’ve got to get your paws on it.
Trust us, these side effects are worth it.